One of my favorite things when Sarah comes home is I get to use all her makeup
TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
can we all just
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
is this a conspiracy or just spooky?
I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
remus lupIN HAD TO FUCKING HOLD HIS BEST FRIENDS SON BACK AFTER WATCHING HIS OTHER BEST FRIEND DIE TO MAKE SURE HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING DNAGEROUS DO U REALISE HOW FUCKON HARD THAT MUST HAVE BEEN OK HE COULDN’T MOURN thE LOSS HE HAD TO PUT A BRAVE FACE ON SO FFFFFffFffffFffFfffUCK YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE REMUS JOHN LUPIN
how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live?
A study of super-realism: portrait of Tom
I know many people think that super-realism is quite pointless nowadays, I have no thought about this but just wanted to know how far I can go. Well, after 6 days of non-stop drawing! Finally I managed to finished this damn painting before my flight tomorrow afternoon! Now I can have a good rest and enjoy my holiday…
Good night all!
THAT’S A FUCKING PAINTING
HOW MANY DEMON DEALS DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE FOR THIS SKILL?!
Sometimes I cry because Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth exist.
I regularly cry because Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth exist.
noT TO MENTION TOM IS THE GODFATHER OF CHRIS’ CHILDREN
yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out